lördag, december 24, 2005

fredag, december 23, 2005

Have a PC christmas!

POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONAL GREETING


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.


AND


A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, or is the only country with a rich cultural
diversity) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.


SUPPLEMENTARY TERMS AND CONDITIONS


By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Please accept with no obligation:

Love (where appropriate) or else "fondly", or just "cheers".

torsdag, december 22, 2005

tisdag, december 20, 2005

Juldikt

Midvinternattens köld är svår, tio små nissar i djup snö går.
Rävsax under täcket vitt, klipper nisse av på mitt.
Livsandan snabbt i honom tryter, strax i eget blod han flyter.

Nio små nissar i midnattstimma, traskar fram i månskensdimma.
Uggla hoar från sitt näste, istapp trillar tyst från fäste.
Nisse spetsas utav tappen, tomte ligger död på trappen.

Utanför dörren står gröten och ångar, åtta små nissars intresse den fångar.
Med stigande hunger de fatet nalkar, en stackars tomte på kanten halkar.
Han sliter, han kämpar, han svettar sig blöt, men sjunker likväl i kvicksandslik gröt.

Många springor stugan har, där sju tomtenissar in sig tar.
Katten bakom dörren ruva, slukar nisse med hull och luva.
Rester utav tomtehand, slickar misse bort från tand.

Sex små nissar mot julbordet ila, Snabbt de uppför bordsben kila.
Sista tomten över kanten hasar, tappar greppet och nedåt rasar.
Faller nedåt likt ett lod, mattan röd av tomteblod.

Tomtar fem i väldig iver, springer runt ty hungern river.
Nisse snubblar på sitt skägg, faller rakt mot knivens egg.
Liten nisse stackars saten, rinner ut i sillsalaten.

Fyra nissar har festat på sill, och nu de törsten sin släcka vill.
Mot glöggen de springer i samlad tropp, och tar för sig av drycken i varsin kopp.
Ner faller nisse i glögghett hav, likt skållad mandel hans skinn faller av.

Tre små nissar i granen sig svingar, mellan ljus och änglavingar.
Nisse sig för nära våga, strax han står i ljusan låga.
Doftar snart likt vidbränd stek, ångrar då sin ystra lek.

Två små tomtar omkring sig tittar, då en smällkaramell de hittar.
Nisse ner på den hoppar, men för detta ej den stoppar.
På tak, på golv, på gardin med frans, finns nu nisses hjärnsubstans.

Husbon stiger upp i natten, för att kasta lite vatten.
Under husbons tunga toffla, förvandlas nisse till krämig våffla.

Snön ligger vit lite här o var, inte en jävla tomte finns kvar.

måndag, december 19, 2005

Inane sex joke

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep
under his arm and says: "this is the pig I have to
sleep with when you're not up for sex".

His wife says: "I think you'll find that's a sheep". He says:
"I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".

Cops and horses

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike,"
the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl
said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at
the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!

lördag, december 17, 2005

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onsdag, november 30, 2005

tisdag, november 29, 2005

måndag, november 28, 2005

lördag, november 26, 2005


Arte!

Spam was cuteth!

Spam foundeth!

fredag, november 25, 2005


Fresh!

Ingen buske! :)

Minsta Klanen?

Fördomar är kul

Snacka om diskriminering!

Äntligen helg!

Lords of Svek

Why I love Coke.

Självlärd?

Fuck it up!

Varning!

fredag, november 18, 2005

måndag, november 14, 2005

måndag, november 07, 2005


Ett sätt att lösa det.

lördag, oktober 29, 2005

The Colbert Report. Simply hilarious.

In his new show, The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert parodies the right-wing pundits of FOX News and other networks. The whole show is available for viewing online. Take a look at the segment in which Colbert interviews Lou Dobbs; the bit where he alternately chastises Katie Holmes and congratulates Tom Cuise; and "The Word" piece in which Colbert rants about financial decadence. Be sure to read the text that appears during his rants. Absolutely hilarious.

fredag, oktober 28, 2005

torsdag, oktober 27, 2005

söndag, oktober 23, 2005


...och bilen var fin den med...

onsdag, oktober 19, 2005


Folkpartiet is teh shit.

Moderaterna blir arbetarparti!

Moderaterna blir arbetarparti!

World of Warcraft möter Lord of the rings

Och då kan det lätt se illa ut...

måndag, oktober 17, 2005

Nice

Kvinnor med klass är teh shit!

Okej...

torsdag, oktober 13, 2005

onsdag, oktober 12, 2005


Widescreen, jojomen!

Praktiskt!

pwned

En gamnacke till!

Yikes!

tisdag, oktober 11, 2005

Texas is best!

Here's something for Herr Lundh: Total Film's Top 50 Horror Movies of All Time. I see some of your favorites in the top 10!

TKing for fun and profit

The Guide to Team Killing is hilarious to read, but I woulnd't want to be in a game with the author.

You know it!

pwned

Jihad!

Eh, okej?

wtf?

måndag, oktober 10, 2005

Remember, Google is your friend.

Don't you hate it when someone asks a question he could have answered with a quick Google search? Next time you get a question like this, reply with this link:

Here is how to find the answer.

The cost of unpopular speech

The Florida man who runs nowthatsfuckedup.com, has been arrested and charged with obscenity for publishing gruesome photos taken by soldiers in Iraq.

If you don't like what war looks like, don't go to war.

Söt clown!

Jag förväntar mig att se honom hos Häggman när Elin eller Noel fyller år!

söndag, oktober 09, 2005


Gamnacke? Gamrygg!

tisdag, oktober 04, 2005

måndag, oktober 03, 2005

onsdag, september 28, 2005


Jens ögonblicket efter att han inser att han raderat fel h�rddisk.

måndag, september 26, 2005

Now that's dedication to teaching

http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2005/09/23/444237.html

söndag, september 25, 2005


Ny sällskapslek.

torsdag, september 22, 2005

onsdag, september 21, 2005

måndag, september 19, 2005

fredag, september 16, 2005

Star Trek + Jesus

Abusive Jesus
Khaaaaaaaaaaan!


Klassiker!

Ny verklighet - nya ord!

[1] scruth - n. 1. The SCO interpretation of the truth.

torsdag, september 15, 2005

Mac OS X ägt

Jag sitter just nu och äger Mac OS X på Intel. :-)

söndag, september 11, 2005


Button sätter sig i en tidsmaskin och åker om Barrichello redan på 11:e varvet.

tisdag, september 06, 2005


Han blev så arg när han såg bensinpriset att han bokstavligen exploderade.

lördag, september 03, 2005

tisdag, augusti 30, 2005

fredag, augusti 19, 2005


What, me worry?

Uh-huh.

Sweet.

I have no fucking clue.

Visst!

Ett riktigt Ess.

Still an idiot.

Yes!

torsdag, augusti 18, 2005

OMFG

Nu MÅSTE jag köpa en ny dator.

onsdag, augusti 17, 2005

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Serious ownage about to get underway.

...building on fire...?