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Michael Spagnola, 38, of Colden, N.Y., was charged with DUI in October after a sheriff's deputy stopped Spagnola's car and noticed the man climbing from the driver's seat into the back. Spagnola then told the deputy (from the back seat) that, though he had been drinking, he was not the one driving. However, the deputy noted, there was no one else in the car. [Buffalo News, 10-16-09]

Dr Cardiff Torbjorn

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[12:19:13] Anthony Mbaga: Hello Torbjorn,

I have been in search of someone with this name "Torbjorn" and It is my pleasure to seek for your business assistance, and I want you to consider it very important. This is an opportunity I would want us to utilize well. I am Mr.Anthony Mbaga, an officer in charge of Auditing and Accounting section with (Bank of Ghana), and also a Relationship Account Officer to Dr Cardiff Torbjorn.

One Late Dr Cardiff Torbjorn, a citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2005 for 48 calendar months, valued at US$7,400,000.00 (Seven Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was this 16 of July 2009. Sadly Dr.Cardiff was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Java, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end, I have carried out various inquiries to locate any of his client and extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful. Since the demise of this our customer, Dr Cardiff, who was an seasoned oil Merchant/contractor here. I have kept a close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then no body has come to claim the said money in this a/c as next of kin.

I hereby write in regards to this effect to have you stand as the rightful beneficiary to Late Dr. Cardiff so that the funds will be claim and transferred into your foreign account before my Bank declare the total fund unserviceable or confiscated. Please you will be entitled to a percentage that will be discussed later with you and there is no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.

I immensely request for your optimum honesty and cooperation and Let me know your mind on this, and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email address, (tony_mbaga@yahoo.com) We can as well discuss this on phone.

Anticipating your communication.

Yours sincerely,
Mr.Anthony Mbaga

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